They're Coming!

Yeah Eh! I got a call from the FRICKIN' Authorities telling me that I have stolen a pound of frickin' bacon and hit a women who was protecting it. Who Protects Bacon? And obviously that lady was mentally messed up because she thought I was a kid and turned on the loudspeaker and shouted out Who's Boy is This. It made me want to grab the frickin' cash register and bang her frickin' head on it. And not to mention her purse had antlors, Did she skin the moose herself and why was it frickin' pink. I don't even think that was a woman. On second thought I don't think that was a man either, it's a IT! Yeah so I have some meeting with the authorities on eh Wednesday and I have to write a letter to the Witch! Oh wait sorry Witch! Stupid Eh?

Evil Salesman!!!!! DIE!

So today, my mom asked me to go get something from the grocery store and I said okey. I went to the frickin' grocery and picked up so Bacon and the lady from Oh Canada Mini Mart said to me, "Aren't you a cute little boy!" So I got all frickin' mad and I started yelling "I will rule You" to her and she just grabbed my arm and turned on the loudspeaker and said, "Who's little Boy is this, please come pick him up on isle 3." I suddenly shouted, "I am a man I have 8 credit cards in my wallet and i'm in a $10,000 dollar dept." The Sales lady said, "Why your a smart little boy." So I grabbed the bacon, hit the lady in the face, and ran out that Frickin' Store to never go back again.

Welcome!

Hi I'm Bob and my point in life is for world domination to all of man kind. I want weak little munchkin people to get down and fan me with all of their money. Nice Eh! I'm from Canada and they are the first to be dominated!!!!! I have alot of anger issues because well of course I'm 36 years old and I'm still living with my mother. Mom! She's sitting on the couch asleep? IS SHE BREATHING?! False Alarm. She's fine. I hate snakes and I plan to have all of the snakes in the world put into a 4x6 cage struggling with no food when I dominate! Curse you bloody creatures! Just Kidding, or was I!? HA HA HA! If you haven't guessed by now, I'm in believably evil! I post on this BLOGGER stuff so I can make something of my life. Once again I'm 36 years old only 4 ft tall and have a huge bottom. Oops! Why am I telling you all of this information? Anyway I will post here often about my accomplishments in dominations! And for reading this, when I dominate the world, I will go twice as hard on you.