Evil Salesman!!!!! DIE!

So today, my mom asked me to go get something from the grocery store and I said okey. I went to the frickin' grocery and picked up so Bacon and the lady from Oh Canada Mini Mart said to me, "Aren't you a cute little boy!" So I got all frickin' mad and I started yelling "I will rule You" to her and she just grabbed my arm and turned on the loudspeaker and said, "Who's little Boy is this, please come pick him up on isle 3." I suddenly shouted, "I am a man I have 8 credit cards in my wallet and i'm in a $10,000 dollar dept." The Sales lady said, "Why your a smart little boy." So I grabbed the bacon, hit the lady in the face, and ran out that Frickin' Store to never go back again.